Woah.

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Follower: I love your blog!
Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)

(Source: cuteqts)

Sometimes I accidentally say something hurtful. I wish I could just keep my mouth shut.

samtarly:

shoutout to fanfiction.net for having the same layout since the beginning of time

asleeponflowers:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

unfoldingpossibility:

Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing

…

ABORT MISSION.

ABORT MISSION.

RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

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Dying.

(Source: i-like-yo-face-thats-why-i)

unexpected-surprise:

one of the best clips in the history of forever.

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks