jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

(via joffreymalfoy)

Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

(via kate-the-creep)

firmament-lament:

To everyone on tumblr, stop being a fucking piece of shit and telling people to die if you disagree with how they feel on social issues. If you have an opposing opinion, either give a rational argument without hate or don’t fucking use the messaging system.

I’m loving the new ios8 feature of the strip of recent pics when you want to send a picture message

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via firmament-lament)

third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

image

I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

(via firmament-lament)

greencladprince:

pokethetriforce:


"In the name of the triforce, I will punish you!"

So apparently Hyrule Warriors has some killer glitches

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVEEEEEERRR!!

greencladprince:

pokethetriforce:

"In the name of the triforce, I will punish you!"

So apparently Hyrule Warriors has some killer glitches

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVEEEEEERRR!!

(via firmament-lament)

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

image

(via firmament-lament)

sketchavolie:

So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.

sketchavolie:

So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.

(via firmament-lament)